I'm going to try to be better about doing a post at least once a week. This week is the Grey Alien.
Anyhow in the spirit of the current xenophobia I suggest we build a giant space wall to keep these little grey guys from coming here illegally and using up our precious resources. I know what you are going to say "They take the jobs no one else will: like being experimented on, scaring small towns to the point of hysteria and performing random acts of anal probe.". I've heard the arguments and I say that good hard working Americans are willing to take those jobs as soon as they offer a decent wage and are not fictional.